Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. 
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. 
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. 
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.